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The Socialist People's Republic of Puerto Colijito

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Red Guards

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Socialist People's Republic of Puerto Colijito is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Anthony Cabello with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 8.145 billion Castelo de Galians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villa Delgados. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Castelo de Galian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,824 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Colijito's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholocism.

Puerto Colijito is ranked 9,723rd in the world and 1st in The Red Guards for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,622.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Longest Average Lifespans: 5,651stLowest Crime Rates: 5,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,945thHealthiest Citizens: 5,958thBest Weather: 6,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,726thMost Developed: 6,737thMost Efficient Economies: 7,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,499thLargest Governments: 7,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,083rdSmartest Citizens: 10,359thNicest Citizens: 10,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,725thMost Inclusive: 12,002ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,996thHighest Average Incomes: 15,410thHighest Economic Output: 15,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,635thMost Secular: 19,086thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,809thMost Cultured: 20,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,701st

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