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The Rad Mad Dabbing Machine of Pterodaxtyl

“Lacertoi grandai estas tre neta”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Page


The Rad Mad Dabbing Machine of Pterodaxtyl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mobile Raiding Queen with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 1.198 billion Pterodaxtylians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stupidville. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Pterodaxtylian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Pineapples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,892 Pineapples, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, most towns have their The Mobile Raiding Queen High School located on The Mobile Raiding Queen Street, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pterodaxtyl's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mad King.

Pterodaxtyl is ranked 168,729th in the world and 609th in The Black Hawks for Most Avoided, scoring 1.44 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 414thTop
Most Primitive: 14,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,357thMost Income Equality: 20,484th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 43rd in the regionMost Primitive: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the region

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