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The Free Land of Psykistria

“May The Sun Ever Rise On The Free Land”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Psykistria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 472 million Psykistrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Mileham. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Psykistrian economy, worth 50.3 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,502 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psykistria's national animal is the Snares Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Psykistria is ranked 55,292nd in the world and 2,754th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,832.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 288thMost Influential: 2,206thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,224thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,362ndMost Patriotic: 13,499thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,297thLowest Crime Rates: 17,940thHealthiest Citizens: 19,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,310thMost Secular: 22,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,653rdMost Authoritarian: 23,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,355thMost Inclusive: 24,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,274th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 365th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421st in the regionMost Patriotic: 509th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 619th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 654th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 666th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 668th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 806th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 827th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 869th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 992nd in the regionMost Secular: 1,064th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,096th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,176th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,216th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,220th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,271st in the region

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