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The Sadistic Dungeons of Psycho Birds

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sadistic Dungeons of Psycho Birds is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ab Devil with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.619 billion Psycho Paths are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookoo Nest. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Psycho Path economy, worth an astonishing 11,613 trillion loonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,435 loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, even snitches get stitches, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psycho Birds's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Devil Worship.

Psycho Birds is ranked 331st in the world and 2nd in Canada for Largest Governments, scoring 79.67 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22ndMost Beautiful Environments: 50thLargest Black Market: 62ndMost Developed: 77thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 87thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90thLongest Average Lifespans: 93rdMost Subsidized Industry: 98thMost Secular: 113thBest Weather: 114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126thLowest Crime Rates: 126thHealthiest Citizens: 207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 276thHighest Average Incomes: 285thMost Cultured: 331stLargest Governments: 331stHighest Economic Output: 340thHighest Poor Incomes: 361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 411thSmartest Citizens: 511thMost Efficient Economies: 584thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 655thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 991stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,727thMost Inclusive: 2,005thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,839thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,667thRudest Citizens: 3,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,521stLargest Populations: 5,591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,563rdTop
Most Stationary: 23,044th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the region

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