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The Ditadura of Protzka

“Dominar sempre, se rebaixar jamais”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the West Pacific

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The Ditadura of Protzka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sergio Seixas with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.324 billion capitalistas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condado de Kanto Naboo. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Protzkan economy, worth 629 trillion Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,327 Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, capitalistas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the internet has been placed under government control, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protzka's national animal is the Lêmure Sifaka, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gră Ordem do Seixismo Azul.

Protzka is ranked 105,933rd in the world and 757th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 400.028216204 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,870thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,813thMost Patriotic: 4,600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,815thMost Influential: 5,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,312thMost Authoritarian: 9,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,886thLargest Black Market: 10,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,874thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,204thLargest Governments: 11,778thHighest Average Incomes: 11,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,644thMost Developed: 13,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,590thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,925thHealthiest Citizens: 16,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,816thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,346thMost Conservative: 20,081stMost Secular: 21,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,901stLargest Mining Sector: 26,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 26,671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,483rdSmartest Citizens: 27,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,911th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 156th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 194th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionMost Secular: 322nd in the regionMost Extreme: 360th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Conservative: 393rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 400th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 420th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 30 » Overthinkers, Occidius, Hyperion Towers, Hamburg Neo, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fotisdia, Muad-Dib, Varanius, Rengum in Lingo, Podium, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Warriors of Determination, Win Mints, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Succedania, Corbeil, Algueneia, Taylor Allison Swift, Wickedly evil people, Guitermot, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Tsangenya, Kabirstan, Risani, Isachile Tum, All Good People, Arkengia, and Pushistia.