Spotlight on:
The Ditadura of Protzka |
“Dominar sempre, se rebaixar jamais”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Ditadura of Protzka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sergio Seixas with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.324 billion capitalistas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condado de Kanto Naboo. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Protzkan economy, worth 629 trillion Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,327 Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, capitalistas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the internet has been placed under government control, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protzka's national animal is the Lêmure Sifaka, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gră Ordem do Seixismo Azul.
Protzka is ranked 105,933rd in the world and 757th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 400.028216204 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Protzka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, capitalistas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 30 » Overthinkers, Occidius, Hyperion Towers, Hamburg Neo, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fotisdia, Muad-Dib, Varanius, Rengum in Lingo, Podium, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Warriors of Determination, Win Mints, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Succedania, Corbeil, Algueneia, Taylor Allison Swift, Wickedly evil people, Guitermot, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Tsangenya, Kabirstan, Risani, Isachile Tum, All Good People, Arkengia, and Pushistia.