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The Land of Prophetical Sheep

“We told you so”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Land of Prophetical Sheep is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Great Lord Prophets with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.938 billion Prophetical Sheepians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ethu Eosh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The strong Prophetical Sheepian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion fleeces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,613 fleeces, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diminutive Prophetical Sheepian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, those on The Great Lord Prophets's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Prophetical Sheep's national animal is the Prophetic Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Propheticism.

Prophetical Sheep is ranked 3,042nd in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,657.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Primitive: 214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 297thMost Ignorant Citizens: 393rdMost Devout: 999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,369thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,785thMost Pacifist: 2,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,042ndBest Weather: 3,460thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,542ndSafest: 7,905thMost Authoritarian: 9,324thLargest Populations: 10,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,291stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,571stHighest Economic Output: 15,587thMost Conservative: 16,565thLargest Governments: 17,651stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,117th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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