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The Dictatorship of Pro Lancastria Mori

“For Lancashire!”

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The Dictatorship of Pro Lancastria Mori is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.087 billion Lancastrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lancastrian economy, worth 75.0 trillion units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 24,305 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Lancastrian military unleashed its biological weapons, Harry Potter books are banned, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pro Lancastria Mori's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pro Lancastria Mori is ranked 6,982^nd in the world and 11^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Most Authoritarian, with 6,025.47 milliStalins.

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