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The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer304

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The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer304 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.466 billion Printer304ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer304ian economy, worth 797 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 145,940 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, when you fly on Air Printer304 you win a seat or you die, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer304's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer304 is ranked 23,815^th in the world and 1,764^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.78 law-abiding acts per hour.

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