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The Armed Solitude Empire of Priest Yanabe

“Unite my people! For Hikayami!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Squire


The Armed Solitude Empire of Priest Yanabe is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and fear of technology. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.826 billion Priest Yanabeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The strong Priest Yanabean economy, worth 209 trillion Loutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,674 Loutzes, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime is almost non-existent. Priest Yanabe's national animal is the Realm of Spirits, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Priest Yanabe is ranked 149,817th in the world and 83rd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Influential, scoring 72 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 17,612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,110th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the region

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