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The Dictatorship of Priest of Madness

“For the Deity of Madness we pray”

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The Dictatorship of Priest of Madness is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.326 billion Priest of Madnessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House of Madness. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Priest of Madnessian economy, worth 9.66 trillion Madness of the Minds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 7,286 Madness of the Minds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Priest of Madness's national animal is the Human Mind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Priest of Madness is ranked 274,419^th in the world and 48^th in General Storage for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 721.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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