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The Republic of Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7 |
“I love 9003”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Eye |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.473 billion Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7ian economy, worth 925 trillion 9003s a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,089 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation rates have hit a new low, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7 is ranked 139,427th in the world and 1,004th in Eye for Most Conservative, scoring 61.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, bilingual Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7ians are viewed with suspicion.
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Prettiest Princess of Cruelty7, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.