The Free Land of Premium-Ancapistan
“if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you”
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Free Land of Premium-Ancapistan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Premium-Ancapistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Premium-Ancapistanian economy, worth 43.0 trillion Premium golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 82,998 Premium golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Premium-Ancapistan's national animal is the The dollar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Choman.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Premium-Ancapistan, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Premium-Ancapistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
Endorsements Received: 55 » Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Corgitopiaa, Qvait, Volaworand, Marinho Islands, Land Without Shrimp, Phanama, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Treir, Nowa Europa, Armonitopia, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Erinor, Canmore, Rebel-topia, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Andinla, Belschaft, Auphelia, Farengeto, Doge Land, Zataras, New Goldman, Aumeltopia, Purple Hyacinth, Holota, Wakandan Tribes, Qawe, Kandorith, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Beepee, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ebonhand, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, LadyRebels, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, The Stickmin Empire, and 5 others.New Belgrade, Gonrati, Choman, The United Australian States, and Ipugao.