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The Free Land of Premium-Ancapistan

“if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Free Land of Premium-Ancapistan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Premium-Ancapistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Premium-Ancapistanian economy, worth 43.0 trillion Premium golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 82,998 Premium golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Premium-Ancapistan's national animal is the The dollar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Premium-Ancapistan is ranked 11,073rd in the world and 329th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 77,188.54 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,664thHighest Crime Rates: 7,223rdRudest Citizens: 10,576thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,073rdFattest Citizens: 11,323rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,696thLargest Retail Industry: 14,888thMost Armed: 15,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,327thMost Influential: 16,710thMost Avoided: 16,765thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,067thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,560thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,035thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22,361st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 329th in the regionFattest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Armed: 390th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 490th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 538th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 574th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 611th in the regionMost Avoided: 644th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 657th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 676th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 740th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 742nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 748th in the regionMost Devout: 835th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 55 » Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Corgitopiaa, Qvait, Volaworand, Marinho Islands, Land Without Shrimp, Phanama, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Treir, Nowa Europa, Armonitopia, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Erinor, Canmore, Rebel-topia, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Andinla, Belschaft, Auphelia, Farengeto, Doge Land, Zataras, New Goldman, Aumeltopia, Purple Hyacinth, Holota, Wakandan Tribes, Qawe, Kandorith, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Beepee, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ebonhand, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, LadyRebels, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, The Stickmin Empire, and 5 others.New Belgrade, Gonrati, Choman, The United Australian States, and Ipugao.