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The Canzone of Preghiera in Gennaio

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The Canzone of Preghiera in Gennaio is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 677 million Preghiera in Gennaioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genova. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The strong Preghiera in Gennaioan economy, worth 34.6 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,152 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, Preghiera in Gennaioans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Preghiera in Gennaio's national animal is the Il Gorilla.

Preghiera in Gennaio is ranked 311,327^th in the world and 20^th in Canzoni di De Andre for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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