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The Federal Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead

“Usque in Aeternum”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Federal Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kiril Mihailov with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.792 billion Varcarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dheaxeev. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Poulton-with-Fearnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion Færns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,503 Færns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poulton-with-Fearnhead's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Poulton-with-Fearnhead is ranked 28,174th in the world and 118th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 711.37748221812 Days.

Most Secular: 598thMost Influential: 670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thLowest Crime Rates: 961stMost Developed: 1,032ndLargest Governments: 1,045thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,224thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,373rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,428thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,096thMost Efficient Economies: 2,144thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,928thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,424thBest Weather: 3,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,544thSmartest Citizens: 3,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,250thHighest Average Incomes: 4,312thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,534thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,888thMost Cultured: 5,383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,014thMost Authoritarian: 6,195thHighest Economic Output: 7,169thMost Inclusive: 7,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,977thLargest Black Market: 11,311thMost Conservative: 11,338thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,267thMost Extreme: 23,059th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the region

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