The Federal Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead
“Usque in Aeternum”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Federal Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kiril Mihailov with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.792 billion Varcarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dheaxeev. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Poulton-with-Fearnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion Færns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,503 Færns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poulton-with-Fearnhead's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, pieces of groundhog occasionally rain from the sky near the border.
- : Poulton-with-Fearnhead changed its national faith to "State Atheism" and its leader to "Kiril Mihailov".
- : Poulton-with-Fearnhead altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
- : Following new legislation in Poulton-with-Fearnhead, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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