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The City of Port Rosewood

“Tyrants fall in every foe.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The Card Mine

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The City of Port Rosewood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mayor Alexandra Appleby with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.15 billion Port Rosewoodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Port Rosewoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,627 trillion Densaner Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,345 Densaner Penances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Rosewood's national animal is the Urban Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Port Rosewood is ranked 92,730th in the world and 34th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.80866184892 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,045thLargest Retail Industry: 1,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,981stMost Primitive: 2,608thLargest Black Market: 2,882ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,096thMost Avoided: 3,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,191stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,654thFattest Citizens: 6,722ndRudest Citizens: 8,272ndMost Conservative: 9,004thMost Secular: 11,551stMost Efficient Economies: 11,640thNudest: 11,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,807thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,702ndHighest Economic Output: 16,148thHighest Average Incomes: 18,725thLargest Mining Sector: 18,988thLargest Governments: 20,027thMost Patriotic: 21,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,895th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the region

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