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The Republic of Port of Portugal

“crunchy Cheetos are better than puffy Cheetos”

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The Republic of Port of Portugal is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.218 billion Weak Portuguese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The strong Weak Portuguese economy, worth 216 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,267 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, a major religion has been named as Port of Portugal's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Port of Portugal in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Port of Portugal's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Port of Portugal is ranked 73,019^th in the world and 29^th in Telekinesis for Highest Economic Output, with 216 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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