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The Republic of Port of Portugal

“crunchy Cheetos are better than puffy Cheetos”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Telekinesis

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The Republic of Port of Portugal is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.218 billion Weak Portuguese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The strong Weak Portuguese economy, worth 216 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,267 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, a major religion has been named as Port of Portugal's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Port of Portugal in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Port of Portugal's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Port of Portugal is ranked 73,019th in the world and 29th in Telekinesis for Highest Economic Output, with 216 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,039thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,969thLargest Mining Sector: 17,670thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,992nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Conservative: 91st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the region

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