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The Kingdom of Pori

“Freedom is not given, it's earned by blood”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Kingdom of Pori is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 319 million Porians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The thriving Porian economy, worth 27.5 trillion Porins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,159 Porins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,490 per year while the poor average 12,859, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pori's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Pori is ranked 9,444th in the world and 267th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 82,368.24 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,800thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,216thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,963rdTop
Most Avoided: 12,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,885thMost Influential: 17,701stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,081stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,876thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,800th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 93rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 267th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 345th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 442nd in the regionMost Avoided: 508th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 554th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 639th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 736th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 753rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 789th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 796th in the regionMost Armed: 823rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 45 » Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Qvait, Marinho Islands, Holota, Belschaft, Wehraboos, Delhities, Tepertopia, Nowa Europa, Treir, Bleakfoot, The Altan, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Andinla, Land Without Shrimp, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Death to democracy, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Erinor, Farengeto, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ebonhand, Zataras, Sandaoguo, Purple Hyacinth, Bichedder, Holy Free, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Sedunn, New Belgrade, Gonrati, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, LadyRebels, Aquamarine Island, and Ipugao.