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The Koala Paradise of Porflox


Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Very Good

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Koala Paradise of Porflox is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucky Divine Supreme Emperor Creativity with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.881 billion Porfloxians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucky Santa Reindeer Christmas Snow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Porfloxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Lucky Santa Reindeer Christmas Snows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 337,351 Lucky Santa Reindeer Christmas Snows, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,993,210 per year while the poor average 5,258, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Male tourists tend to be fearful of Porflox's deadly femme fatales, Lucky Divine Supreme Emperor Creativity's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Porflox's national animal is the KOALA, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lucky Santa Reindeer Christmas Snow.

Porflox is ranked 2,309th in the world and 30th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 61,042.26 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 431stRudest Citizens: 480thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 716thLargest Insurance Industry: 835thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,081stMost Efficient Economies: 1,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,190thLargest Retail Industry: 1,216thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,303rdMost Secular: 1,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,630thHighest Average Incomes: 1,650thMost Armed: 1,840thMost Influential: 2,089thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,309thFattest Citizens: 2,490thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,366thMost Avoided: 3,449thSmartest Citizens: 3,511thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,514thLargest Black Market: 3,664thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,863rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,141stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,397thNudest: 4,506thLargest Mining Sector: 5,089thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,777thLargest Governments: 7,810thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,875thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,711thMost Patriotic: 16,970thMost Cultured: 19,589thMost Developed: 19,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,900thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,513thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,388th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 127th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost Patriotic: 149th in the region

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