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The Home Improvement Retailer of Poopsadon

“More saving. More doing.”

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Location: Home Depot

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Home Improvement Retailer of Poopsadon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Craig Menear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.799 billion Poopsadonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Home Depot. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Poopsadonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion Home Depot Gift Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 215,209 Home Depot Gift Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,518,724 per year while the poor average 10,278, a ratio of 147 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into The Home Depot Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Poopsadon's national animal is the Home Depot Manager, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Home Improvement.

Poopsadon is ranked 16,827th in the world and 1st in Home Depot for Smartest Citizens, with 69.32 quips per hour.

Nudest: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 470thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 505thHighest Crime Rates: 621stLargest Insurance Industry: 736thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 769thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 791stFattest Citizens: 867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,051stMost Avoided: 1,063rdMost Armed: 1,121stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,371stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,632ndHighest Drug Use: 1,702ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,834thRudest Citizens: 2,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,657thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,693rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,471stHighest Economic Output: 3,721stLargest Mining Sector: 4,163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,619thTop
Largest Populations: 13,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,129thSmartest Citizens: 16,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,762ndMost Cultured: 21,546thLargest Black Market: 24,626th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

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