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The Oerekot of Pooier eddy

“vlaanderen bij frankrijk.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Oerekot of Pooier eddy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eddy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.114 billion Pooier eddyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Electracity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pooier eddyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,101 trillion condooms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,309 condooms, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Eddy's expected child, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pooier eddy's national animal is the prostituee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pooier eddy is ranked 79,530th in the world and 87th in Vlaanderen for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,029.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 190thHighest Crime Rates: 972ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,306thMost Avoided: 2,240thMost Armed: 2,579thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,733rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,164thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,187thLargest Populations: 3,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,372ndHighest Economic Output: 5,446thRudest Citizens: 8,399thLargest Retail Industry: 8,418thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,281stFattest Citizens: 20,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,739thMost Efficient Economies: 22,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,762ndHighest Drug Use: 24,279thSmartest Citizens: 25,013thMost Pro-Market: 25,126th
Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the region

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