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The Oerekot of Pooier eddy

“vlaanderen bij frankrijk.”

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The Oerekot of Pooier eddy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eddy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.114 billion Pooier eddyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Electracity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pooier eddyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,101 trillion condooms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,309 condooms, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids coo over Eddy's expected child, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pooier eddy's national animal is the prostituee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pooier eddy is ranked 79,530^th in the world and 87^th in Vlaanderen for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,029.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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