Spotlight on:
The Federation of Polling Booths |
“Polls!!!”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Federation of Polling Booths is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Pollster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.428 billion Polling Boothsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Poll Booth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Polling Boothsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,290 trillion Electoral Roles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,962 Electoral Roles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
School guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, political activists are routinely executed, yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs, and cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polling Booths's national animal is the Ballot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polling.
Polling Booths is ranked 679th in the world and 4th in Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 7,760 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
- : Polling Booths was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, medical lawsuits are out of control.
- : Following new legislation in Polling Booths, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".