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The Holy Red Lucky Zombie Empire of Polinasia

“Past me was an idiot, Nationstates is about Friendship”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Holy Red Lucky Zombie Empire of Polinasia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nijil Jacob with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.726 billion Polinasians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poly City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Polinasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 198,936 Denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,804 per year while the poor average 31,011, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, and nano-Vampire Pandas are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Polinasia's national animal is the Vampire Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polinasia is ranked 15,072nd in the world and 354th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 74.08 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,479thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,796thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,884thLargest Black Market: 4,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,589thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,228thRudest Citizens: 7,465thHighest Average Incomes: 7,608thMost Efficient Economies: 7,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,096thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,297thLargest Retail Industry: 8,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,168thTop
Most Developed: 13,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,013thSmartest Citizens: 15,072ndLargest Governments: 15,298thHighest Economic Output: 15,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,388thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 25,844thMost Patriotic: 26,412thHighest Food Quality: 26,474thMost Cultured: 26,685th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Developed: 336th in the regionLargest Governments: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Armed: 371st in the regionLargest Populations: 375th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 417th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 434th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Patriotic: 479th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 526th in the regionMost Cultured: 592nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 613th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 668th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 673rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 744th in the regionMost Influential: 853rd in the region

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