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The BEST IN AGRICULTURE of Point Chayenne

“We Farm and Nothing Else.”

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The BEST IN AGRICULTURE of Point Chayenne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.352 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth 393 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,422 Bread Tokens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,373 per year while the poor average 9,606, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.

Point Chayenne is ranked 4,826^th in the world and 66^th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,076.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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