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The BEST IN AGRICULTURE of Point Chayenne

“We Farm and Nothing Else.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The BEST IN AGRICULTURE of Point Chayenne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winslow Harper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.352 billion Chayennans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Point Chayennean economy, worth 393 trillion Bread Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,422 Bread Tokens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,373 per year while the poor average 9,606, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Chayenne's national animal is the White Swimming Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agritholicism.

Point Chayenne is ranked 4,826th in the world and 66th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,076.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 488thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 539thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,111thMost Primitive: 1,188thHighest Crime Rates: 1,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,885thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,542ndTop
Best Weather: 2,999thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,039thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,109thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,475thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,826thMost Avoided: 4,959thMost Efficient Economies: 5,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,891stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,584thHighest Average Incomes: 11,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,136thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,326thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,289th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 128th in the region

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