The Exile of PLEASENO
“In wars of modern democracy, chivalry finds no place.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Nipper
The Exile of PLEASENO is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz-Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.419 billion Nosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detruisa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Nosian economy, worth 858 trillion Norsk Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,724 Norsk Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over PLEASENO, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PLEASENO's national animal is the Mirlavian Wild Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freenationry.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PLEASENO voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : PLEASENO was endorsed by The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD.
- : PLEASENO's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : PLEASENO was endorsed by The Prettiest Nation in TRR of Miss Hungary.
- : PLEASENO's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : PLEASENO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : PLEASENO was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Farrakhan.
- : PLEASENO's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : PLEASENO was endorsed by The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia.
- : PLEASENO was endorsed by The Outgoing Delegate of Chimes.