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The Exile of PLEASENO

“In wars of modern democracy, chivalry finds no place.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Exile of PLEASENO is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz-Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.419 billion Nosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detruisa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nosian economy, worth 858 trillion Norsk Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,724 Norsk Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over PLEASENO, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PLEASENO's national animal is the Mirlavian Wild Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freenationry.

PLEASENO is ranked 19,722nd in the world and 390th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 83.09 on the Human Development Index.

Nudest: 4,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,268thMost Devout: 6,499thLargest Black Market: 6,541stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,527thMost Cultured: 9,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,742ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,257thMost Efficient Economies: 14,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,442ndMost Avoided: 17,489thLargest Governments: 18,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,477thHighest Average Incomes: 18,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,097thMost Developed: 19,722ndHighest Economic Output: 21,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,661st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the regionNudest: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 219th in the regionMost Devout: 262nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 340th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Developed: 390th in the regionLargest Black Market: 445th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 467th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 498th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 507th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 532nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 603rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 606th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 626th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 654th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 668th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 669th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 674th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 708th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Chimes, Fauzjhia, Farrakhan, Miss Hungary, and FiTzGEraLdLAnD.