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The Jolly Land of Playing Pianos Filled With Flames

“Have A Holly Jolly Christmas This Year”

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Location: the South Pacific

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The Jolly Land of Playing Pianos Filled With Flames is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.582 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Claiborne. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 113 trillion Ornaments a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,459 Ornaments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Playing Pianos Filled With Flames's national animal is the Red Nosed Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holidays.

Playing Pianos Filled With Flames is ranked 29,693rd in the world and 966th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,363.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 810thMost Influential: 2,406thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,405thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,792ndMost Cultured: 18,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,884thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,210thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,593rdBest Weather: 22,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,090th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 295th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 526th in the regionMost Cultured: 528th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 550th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 636th in the regionBest Weather: 713th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 759th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 764th in the region

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