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The Reptilian Species of Planet Sauria

“Lad you're going to need something to wash it down with”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Reptilian Species of Planet Sauria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aennik Okeg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.008 billion Saurians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyaksti'kton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Saurian economy, worth 771 trillion Federation Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,422 Federation Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 619,575 per year while the poor average 15,475, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Planet Sauria's national animal is the Saurian Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Planet Sauria is ranked 241,414th in the world and 124th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.68 bananas ingested per day.

Rudest Citizens: 1,945thLargest Retail Industry: 2,153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,454thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,026thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,531stHighest Crime Rates: 4,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,764thMost Avoided: 4,805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,350thFattest Citizens: 8,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,712thTop
Most Armed: 13,621stMost Efficient Economies: 18,241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,861stMost Secular: 20,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,963rdMost Stationary: 24,988th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the region

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