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The Rise of Planet Primotav

“Light needs dark as dark needs light.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Glass Gallows

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Rise of Planet Primotav is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.743 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Primotavien economy, worth 107 trillion golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,176 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick bogaphants for amusement, Darnocism has been named as Planet Primotav's national religion, King Darnoc Llork has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Planet Primotav has designated Vatomirp as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Planet Primotav's national animal is the bogaphant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Darnocism.

Planet Primotav is ranked 233,618th in the world and 9th in Glass Gallows for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,654thMost Authoritarian: 25,876th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

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