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The Spellbinding Tears of Planet Elas

“Have I not granted you leave not to kneel before me?”

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Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Spellbinding Tears of Planet Elas is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dohlman Elaan with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.952 billion Elasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Council of Nobles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The strong Elasian economy, worth 255 trillion Daggers a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,574 Daggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,584 per year while the poor average 11,860, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, the ban on cars has been repealed, no one gossips with Dohlman Elaan during diplomatic summits, and joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Planet Elas's national animal is the Green Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Planet Elas is ranked 181,456th in the world and 94th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 272.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,858thMost Primitive: 3,953rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,971stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,172ndMost Patriotic: 7,696thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,399thLargest Black Market: 19,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,314thMost Authoritarian: 25,718th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the region

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