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The Spellbinding Tears of Planet Elas

“Have I not granted you leave not to kneel before me?”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Spellbinding Tears of Planet Elas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dohlman Elaan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.491 billion Elasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Council of Nobles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The strong Elasian economy, worth 505 trillion Daggers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,496 Daggers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Elasian Liberator", maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Planet Elas's national animal is the Green Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Planet Elas is ranked 27,254th in the world and 42nd in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Stationary, with 1,428.32466226052 days.

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Most Primitive: 4,189thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,662ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,960thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,579thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,597thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,983rdMost Patriotic: 15,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,680thLargest Black Market: 22,582ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,399thFattest Citizens: 24,491stMost Stationary: 27,254thMost Authoritarian: 29,092nd
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the region

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