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The Republic of Pizza Napoli


Category: Corporate Police State
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: Vickenian experiment containment zone

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, enforced nudity, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.495 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Healthcare not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth 377 trillion currencies a year, is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,227 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the industries of Pizza Napoli are coughing all the way to the bank, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 260,327th in the world and 7th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 218thFattest Citizens: 238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 389thMost Avoided: 622ndMost Primitive: 893rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 963rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,691stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,073rdNudest: 2,217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,565thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,571stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,318thMost Devout: 3,509thMost Efficient Economies: 3,685thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,460thHighest Average Incomes: 14,992ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,036thLargest Mining Sector: 18,175thLargest Black Market: 22,154thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,146th

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