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The Delivery Hitman of Pizza Manic

“Pizza Manic has a permit to carry his deliveries”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Amazon

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Delivery Hitman of Pizza Manic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lead Pipe Joe with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 3.998 billion Pizza Mechanics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffalo. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pizza Manician economy, worth 116 trillion deliveries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,019 deliveries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, the tightness of border controls in Pizza Manic leave a little to be desired, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza Manic's national animal is the 1928 Cadillac, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wets.

Pizza Manic is ranked 37,828th in the world and 1st in Amazon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 102 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 23,321stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,785thMost Pacifist: 24,851st

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