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The United Socialist States of Pisz

“Nigdy nie podbity, zawsze przerażający!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: European Centre

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The United Socialist States of Pisz is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andrzej Szymborski with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.721 billion Piszians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pisz. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The Piszian economy, worth 268 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,912 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pisz's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pisz is ranked 206,994th in the world and 2nd in European Centre for Most Stationary, with 39.75231483628 days.

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Most Primitive: 5,133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,759thMost Devout: 13,894thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,035thLargest Retail Industry: 29,459th

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