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The Republic of Pish posh the elder

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Pish posh the elder is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-working, devout population of 19.904 billion Pish posh the elderians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The thriving Pish posh the elderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion woof woofs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,215 woof woofs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pish posh the elder's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pish posh the elder is ranked 9,358th in the world and 262nd in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 19.9 billion capita.

Most Armed: 7,160thLargest Black Market: 8,372ndLargest Populations: 9,358thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,165thHighest Economic Output: 13,839thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,180thMost Stationary: 19,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,094thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,208th
Largest Populations: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 328th in the regionMost Armed: 341st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 449th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 560th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 647th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 690th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 699th in the region

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