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The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists

“Por la razon o la fuerza”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Lardyland

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.948 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 537 trillion Chilean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,464 Chilean Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 897,566 per year while the poor average 21,181, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, a Lardyland Tourist Association survey has rated Pinochet Executionists #1 for number twos, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 113,160th in the world and 79th in Lardyland for Most Extreme, scoring 14.1 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,006thFattest Citizens: 1,057thMost Armed: 1,104thHighest Crime Rates: 1,175thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,324thLargest Retail Industry: 1,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,722ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,745thMost Avoided: 1,848thMost Devout: 2,350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,588thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,675thLargest Mining Sector: 4,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,687thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,397thHighest Average Incomes: 7,604thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,636thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,755thMost Influential: 8,893rdHighest Drug Use: 9,346thMost Efficient Economies: 9,724thLargest Black Market: 9,997thMost Pro-Market: 10,616thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,382ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,690th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » United Dank Meme, SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam, Heropeas Mid Region, Default NS, Xrus, Northstock, Skolgard, Monstrosities, Mockia, and Hamstan.