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The Great Pinkness of Pink Is For Boys Too |
“Why do you hate color pink? Pink is crying from sadness”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Yuekmwc nheknjmr ifjhrn ohr4cn riu5tij p |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Great Pinkness of Pink Is For Boys Too is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Pink One with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.086 billion Pinkies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pink City. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.
The powerhouse Pink Is For Boys Tooan economy, worth 554 trillion Pink coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,941 Pink coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink Is For Boys Too's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pink Is For Boys Too is ranked 306,930th in the world and 8th in Yuekmwc nheknjmr ifjhrn ohr4cn riu5tij p for Nicest Citizens, with 0.88 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pink Is For Boys Too, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, misbehaving Pigs deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, the government snoops on private internet connections.
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Pink Is For Boys Too was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Pink Is For Boys Too, army rations are served on silver platters.