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The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 7.501 billion Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54ian economy, worth 79.6 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,612 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation is compulsory, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54's national animal is the fox.

Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 54 is ranked 337,374th in the world and 4,833rd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 1.04 quips per hour.

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Most Conservative: 1,870thMost Authoritarian: 2,027thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,437thMost Income Equality: 8,901stTop
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Most Extreme: 22,930th
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Most Conservative: 28th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 161st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 492nd in the region

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