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The Republic of Pieuvre

“Wrangle Or Suck”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: New Europe

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Republic of Pieuvre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pelasgo Illyric with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23.143 billion Pieuvrais enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cephalopod. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The strong Pieuvrais economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion dubloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 72,907 dubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pieuvre's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bull God Worship.

Pieuvre is ranked 128,669th in the world and 57th in New Europe for Most Income Equality, scoring 28.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,922ndLargest Populations: 6,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,139thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,702ndHighest Economic Output: 11,624thTop
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Most Cultured: 16,955thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,895thSmartest Citizens: 25,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 26,646thHighest Food Quality: 27,141st
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the region

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