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The Lovable space wizard of Phoenix Mafia Sacento

“Phoenix Mafia forever!!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Lovable space wizard of Phoenix Mafia Sacento is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Baby Yoda's Grand Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.636 billion Sacentoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo San Fran Los Tokyo Beijing Angeles. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The large but inefficient Sacentoan economy, worth 103 trillion Kyosson Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,095 Kyosson Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix Mafia Sacento's national animal is the tabby cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Phoenix Mafia Sacento is ranked 142,456th in the world and 8,666th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 17.58 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,000th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,452nd in the region

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