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The Imperial Conclave of Philville-Ultra-Rares |
“The 1% are 100% here”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Crestwood Heights |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Imperial Conclave of Philville-Ultra-Rares is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.825 billion Philville-Ultra-Raresians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Philville-Ultra-Raresian economy, worth 187 trillion Groats a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,997 Groats, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Billions of Groats are spent to take high-quality photos of the Lion Nebula, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville-Ultra-Rares's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Philville-Ultra-Rares is ranked 6,041st in the world and 27th in Crestwood Heights for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,982.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Philville-Ultra-Rares was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, billions of Groats are spent to take high-quality photos of the Lion Nebula.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
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Philville-Ultra-Rares, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.