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The United Hellenic Kingdom of Phil the Greek

“You bloody silly fool!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Card Farm X43

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The United Hellenic Kingdom of Phil the Greek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRH The Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.476 billion Phil the Greekians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buckingham Palace. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phil the Greekian economy, worth 635 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,139 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Phil The Greekian Desert, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, babysitters are a thing of the past, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is moderate. Phil the Greek's national animal is the Hidden German Relative, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Greek Orthodox Church.

Phil the Greek is ranked 32,477th in the world and 5th in Card Farm X43 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,608.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,974thNudest: 2,249thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,498thMost Devout: 5,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,219thMost Avoided: 7,401stLargest Black Market: 7,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,081stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,697thLargest Retail Industry: 15,759thMost Patriotic: 18,735thMost Efficient Economies: 19,518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,203rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,642ndMost Developed: 24,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,352nd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the region

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