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The Fair Queendom of Phazania

“Pax est unum”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Fair Queendom of Phazania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 45.09 billion Phazanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Phazanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion Pints a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,999 Pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phazania's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phazania is ranked 300,624th in the world and 230th in Africa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,159.98 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,377thBest Weather: 1,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,034thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,438thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,703rdHighest Economic Output: 7,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,068thMost Cultured: 9,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,729thSafest: 9,902ndSmartest Citizens: 9,959thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,227thHighest Food Quality: 10,909thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,076thHealthiest Citizens: 16,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,389thLargest Governments: 25,685thLowest Crime Rates: 28,151st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the region

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