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The Fair Queendom of Phazania

“Pax est unum”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Squire


The Fair Queendom of Phazania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.97 billion Phazanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Phazanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion Pints a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,504 Pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phazania's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phazania is ranked 36,506th in the world and 28th in Africa for Most Developed, scoring 71.51 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Populations: 591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,274thBest Weather: 1,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,780thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,028thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,169thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,783rdHighest Economic Output: 6,310thMost Cultured: 7,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,306thSmartest Citizens: 10,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,418thSafest: 11,866thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,876thHealthiest Citizens: 14,207thNicest Citizens: 15,181stLowest Crime Rates: 17,804thLargest Governments: 18,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,768th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Mombombu.