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The Democratic Republic of Phandonia

“United Forever In Friendship and Labor”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Democratic Republic of Phandonia is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 62 million Phandonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Phandonian economy, worth 2.27 trillion Fandoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,668 Fandoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Phandonian selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phandonia's national animal is the Carnotaurus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Phandonia is ranked 102,209th in the world and 211th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,658.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,636thMost Authoritarian: 11,609th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the region

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