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The Ersialistlik Organisatsioon of Perno Comitee

“Comrades, March Forward, For Ersialism!”

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The Ersialistlik Organisatsioon of Perno Comitee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jan Von Schpukenragen with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 2.311 billion Ersialists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ersialist economy, worth 161 trillion Credit Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,766 Credit Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, it's best not to ask what goes into Pärnu Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, and government critics have noticed a lot of new neighbors with expensive surveillance equipment in their garages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perno Comitee's national animal is the ESP Spy Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ersialism.

Perno Comitee is ranked 283,791^st in the world and 3,978^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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