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The State of Perfected Igloo

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The State of Perfected Igloo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 26.23 billion Perfected Iglooians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Perfected Iglooan economy, worth 312 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 11,922 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, Perfected Igloo's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, gambling is outlawed, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perfected Igloo's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perfected Igloo is ranked 77,346^th in the world and 2^nd in Nunavut for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.93 law-abiding acts per hour.

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