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The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co

“For those that think young.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.196 billion Pepsi Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 9,270 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 399,637 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,205,922 per year while the poor average 36,583, a ratio of 60.3 to 1.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, all tariffs have been abolished, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.

Pepsi Co is ranked 345,523rd in the world and 4,952nd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 0.32 quips per hour.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 178thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192ndFattest Citizens: 207thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 238thMost Corrupt Governments: 266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 272ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 339thMost Avoided: 428thLargest Retail Industry: 489thMost Armed: 516thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 545thHighest Crime Rates: 570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665thMost Ignorant Citizens: 727thRudest Citizens: 908thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,000thHighest Economic Output: 1,109thMost Efficient Economies: 1,149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thHighest Average Incomes: 1,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,868thTop
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Most Stationary: 5,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,879thLargest Mining Sector: 6,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,289thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,079thMost Secular: 13,053rdMost Influential: 13,507thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,596thLargest Populations: 13,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,403rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,882ndLargest Governments: 20,213thLargest Black Market: 28,554thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,164thHighest Drug Use: 30,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 32,184th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Populations: 177th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 237th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 252nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 297th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Governments: 351st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 373rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 479th in the region

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