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The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co

“For those that think young.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.131 billion Pepsi Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 5,708 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 377,283 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,106,867 per year while the poor average 33,661, a ratio of 62.6 to 1.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the government is lending a hand to private industry, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bald Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.

Pepsi Co is ranked 210th in the world and 19th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 93.36 Obesity Rate.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thLargest Gambling Industry: 131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 200thFattest Citizens: 210thLargest Insurance Industry: 225thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 300thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 306thLargest Retail Industry: 318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 508thMost Armed: 537thHighest Crime Rates: 735thMost Efficient Economies: 910thMost Avoided: 952ndRudest Citizens: 988thHighest Average Incomes: 994thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,279thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,489thHighest Economic Output: 1,656thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,917thLargest Mining Sector: 3,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,910thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,946thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,326thMost Stationary: 8,048thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,449thMost Secular: 11,592ndTop
Most Influential: 13,180thLargest Black Market: 13,832ndLargest Governments: 14,903rdLargest Populations: 16,456thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,017thHighest Drug Use: 20,256th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 207th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Influential: 256th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 259th in the regionLargest Populations: 340th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 393rd in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 472nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 612th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 760th in the region

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