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The People's Republic of Peoples Republic of Peepeeland

“We will kick your ass if we want to.”

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The People's Republic of Peoples Republic of Peepeeland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dingus Man with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.292 billion Peepeelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PeePee Island. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peepeelandian economy, worth 748 trillion Marveys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,512 Marveys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, elections have been outlawed, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Peepeeland's national animal is the BjOrN ThE ParRoT, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Peoples Republic of Peepeeland is ranked 309,522^nd in the world and 288^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Primitive, scoring -462.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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