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The Dictatorship of Peoples National Patronage

“Thankful for our Patronage”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Peoples National Patronage is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.251 billion Patronage are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patreon. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Patronagean economy, worth 199 trillion Patreons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,464 Patreons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples National Patronage's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peoples National Patronage is ranked 76,610th in the world and 1,298th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 199 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,197thTop
Most Influential: 2,669thNicest Citizens: 7,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,489thMost Inclusive: 8,491stHealthiest Citizens: 10,993rdTop
Most Secular: 13,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,678thMost Cultured: 15,042ndBest Weather: 15,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,794thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,838thSmartest Citizens: 17,912thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,937thMost Developed: 23,356th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 245th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 265th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Inclusive: 297th in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 449th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionBest Weather: 509th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 573rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 627th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 688th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 697th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 699th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 727th in the region

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