The Still Existing People of Penguinium
“We are very normal people.”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: Liberty Democratic Alliance
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Still Existing People of Penguinium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Segmentation Fault with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.418 billion Penguinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth 631 trillion Tungsten Ingots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,856 Tungsten Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the government seizes all major gold finds, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguinium's national animal is the Penguins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Omnipresent Classical Composers.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Penguinium was endorsed by The Republic of Kosova.
- : Penguinium's influence in Liberty Democratic Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Penguinium was endorsed by United nations of african area.
- : Penguinium's influence in Liberty Democratic Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Penguinium endorsed The Federation of Chroniveria.
- : Penguinium endorsed The Democratic States of The Penguin Horde.
- : Penguinium endorsed Ziin.
- : Penguinium endorsed Pundersen.
- : Penguinium endorsed The Federation of Oriental Perla.
- : Penguinium endorsed Shlabadan.