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The Still Existing People of Penguinium

“We are very normal people.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Liberty Democratic Alliance

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Still Existing People of Penguinium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Segmentation Fault with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.418 billion Penguinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth 631 trillion Tungsten Ingots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,856 Tungsten Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the government seizes all major gold finds, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguinium's national animal is the Penguins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Omnipresent Classical Composers.

Penguinium is ranked 22,374th in the world and 8th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,220.98 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,689thMost Secular: 7,458thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,994thMost Patriotic: 9,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,193rdMost Developed: 10,248thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,754thLowest Crime Rates: 11,491stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,790thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,017thHealthiest Citizens: 15,667thSmartest Citizens: 15,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,027thHighest Average Incomes: 17,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,566thLargest Governments: 17,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,825thMost Efficient Economies: 19,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,413thLargest Mining Sector: 25,172nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 15 » France Europe, The State of Hejaz, Sheepiania, Chroniveria, The Union of Costa Rica, Oriental Perla, Rubescovia, Sargk, The North American Unified States, New Sylvan, Supierland, Nova Tyrnavia, United States of Kuwait, Communist Lukania, and Kosova.