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The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators

“Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of flappy fish.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Wintreath

Regional Influence: Squire


The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.825 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 5,818 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 266,592 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 1,032nd in the world and 3rd in Wintreath for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 732.49 Bank.

Safest: 105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 138thLargest Insurance Industry: 685thLargest Mining Sector: 760thLowest Crime Rates: 802ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,032ndMost Avoided: 1,096thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,542ndHighest Economic Output: 1,588thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,744thTop
Largest Governments: 2,880thHighest Average Incomes: 2,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,420thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,804thRudest Citizens: 4,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,053rdLargest Populations: 6,061stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,180thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,061stMost Developed: 12,015thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,595thMost Influential: 15,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,569thSmartest Citizens: 17,114thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,371st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Average: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the region

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