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The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators

“Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of flappy fish.”

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The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.87 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,186 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 270,495 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 150,974^th in the world and 288^th in Wintreath for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 473.71 tourists per hour.

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