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The Deliciousness of Peach Ice Cream

“National Peach Ice Cream Day is May 19ᵗʰ!”

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The Deliciousness of Peach Ice Cream is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dolley Madison with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 23.846 billion Peach Ice Creamists are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Peach Ice Creamist economy, worth a remarkable 3,585 trillion piccus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,353 piccus, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peach Ice Cream's national animal is the peach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peach Ice Creamism.

Peach Ice Cream is ranked 21,311^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Vegetables for Smartest Citizens, with 59.57 quips per hour.

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