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“We want peace, I think”

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The Peaceful peoples of Peace I Think is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John guinea with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.024 billion Guinea pigs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guina Pig City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peace I Think economy, worth 331 trillion Peace bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 109,683 Peace bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, there's nothing special about John guinea, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peace I Think's national animal is the Carnivorous Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guineapigism.

Peace I Think is ranked 287,163^rd in the world and 75^th in Valley of Peace for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,968.33 Standard Monetary Units.